Show and Tell- Instructions

I love eHow. They have the craziest instructions. I thought this was appropriate for the Holiday Season.

How to use Mistletoe to Your advantage
Step 1
Make certain you and your partner will be uninterrupted for the evening.
Step 2
Select CDs or tapes that put you in a romantic mood.
Step 3
Put artificial mistletoe over every doorway in your home.
Step 4
Place a trail of mistletoe leading to a romantic setting.
Step 5
Have your beverage of choice chilled.
Step 6
Use your imagination.